Piggin'

Det blev inget pig chasing i sondags heller. Ben var skitfull namligen. Traffade honom i onsdes och han sa forlat sa hemskt mycket och lovade dyka upp denna sondagen istallet. Jag tror honom inte dock. Han sa att han skulle sitta i baren och vanta hela dagen som straff for att han latit oss vanta tva sondagar i rad till ingen nytta. Jag fragade om det mojligen helt enkelt kunde vara sa att han var for blyg for att dyka upp nar han var nykter? Det kunde mojligen vara sa sa han men han lovade att skarpa sig. Fast jag tror honom inte anda. Han var full i onsdes nar han lovade for tredje gangen.

Ben (helt allvarligt utan ironi)(skrivet med accent. Ej brutala stavfel aven om de ocksa mojligen forekommer): I'll be here on sundi. I'll bring mi dogs and we'll go piggin'. If we'll se a pig I'll tell mi dogs to catch it but then I'll just let it go. I wont kill it.
Jag: But why? Isn't the idea of piggin' to kill the pig?
Ben: Yeah but you know... yous girls are from over seas and...
Jag: Yeah, so what?
Ben: Yous are not used to this killin' and yous don't really know what it's like. The pig screams a lot. I mean it. A LOT. And there will be a lot of blood and I just don't think that girls from over seas can handle all that screaming and all that blood.
Jag: If we are going piggin' we have to kill the fucking pig or else it wont be for real. And you know that I killed a kangaroo last week. I can handle it!
Ben: But the kangaroo doesn't scream and you don't kill it with a knife.
Jag: We have to kill the pig.
Ben: Ok ok. We'll kill it. But I can't promise that we'll find one. But I can bring mi gun and we can shoot something if we don't find a pig.
Jag: Good.

Ooops. Upp till bevis nu. Ibland forsoker jag vara lite tuffare an jag egentligen ar.

Accenten har ar sa rolig. Jag och Kari brukar harma den nar vi ar uttrakade. "See yous girls on sundi". "I'll bring mi dogs". "Maaaash poteeeeejdo". Och varfor alltid ett s efter you?